scarkiss

As of lately, certain biological impulses have limited my communication with men down to: give me a baby or go to hell. Dating – not going so well for me.

I am going to get totally wasted right now and when I am drunk I get extremely talk-active so I apologize in advance for the creepy and weird phone calls and messages many of you will be getting soon. Nosrsly.

I went to the unemployment office today because soon I will be broke, occupationlessish (I like making words up) and probably homeless. The lady signed me in and then asked me what I could consider working with, so I asked her if they had any available porn jobs. Sadly they did not. But then she added; you know, if that’s what you want to do, you should definitely look around the internet. It’s full of rich men willing to pay for love and various services. She then leaned over her desk and said in a low voice, you should put out an ad; try craigslist, it does work, how do you think I paid for these shoes. And also, my neighbour ha